they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
[cries over video game music]
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
"I fucking hate you"
I am Groot.
We… are Groot.
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS
people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
follow for more. not sure what but there will be more of it.
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.